I went to the bushveld for three weeks, and in my amazing fruitless travels a warthog came to visit me daily.
She was cute, alone, and extremely intimidating. I sat with her one day, talking about a certain obsessive someone that isn't me and found that we were very alike. She would come to me, expecting something (usually food) similarly to me. I always go somewhere expecting something... Why else would I go somewhere? And after she got what she came for she would either hang around waiting for more or leave when she is satisfied. In her greediness, she also tried to eat the chair, a leaf, and my car keyes. Trying to ex ploit me and get all that she could out of me. Bloodsucker. She storms and snorts at a victim to protect herself or scare her apponents off, even if it is the hand that feeds her.
Solitude isn't something that I envy, but I do adore it sometimes, all I need to work on is controlling my emotions that so many times have burnt bridges. I also need to start saying what I think.
Crisis strikes again.
There's a guy that wants to marry me, after only starting to know me for about a month now. After a week of meeting him, I got an "I love you", a week after that "I miss you" (I was in the bush for three weeks), the third week "you would fit in perfectly with my family" and then last week "I printed a photo of you and hung it in my room".
What's wrong with that you might ask?
You're shitting me right?
So, after warning him when we met that I was going to break his heart and hurt him, he fell into this obsessed, non-existant, love pond head over heels followed by the rest of his body (which makes me hurl in my mouth a bit everytime I see, hear or think of him) followed by his whole family and all the vacations and dates we're going on... Apparently.
True love? Not a chance!
How do I tell him he's only going backwards in this "relationship"? Mmmmmmm, make him ROAR daddy!
Just need a time and place, I hate to do it, but I warned him.
And then we'll be "friends".
He'll give me gifts and when intoxicated ask why I don't like him and why it won't work. I'll laugh it off and leave the scene pretending that something interesting is going on, and to make a valid point, get a boyfriend who I don't care about, and kiss the living bleeps out of him infront of the obsessed rejected lover.
It's happened before and history is repeating itself. Same mash, different gravy.
Fun times lie ahead in these dark ages, wait and see, wait and see.
Strom and snort, with a big, bright smile on my face, works like magic.
Now, down to bussiness, I have four tests this week, finals...
Woopi!
That's what the three weeks were for, unfortunately I didn't study that much, not even half way.
Fingers crossed!
